Fractal Fetish

Fet-life is a weird thing. I mean, don’t get me wrong it’s a fantastic resource and a massive boon to my social life. But after last night’s London Munch I decided I really should get around to updating my Fetish list.

Except it’s not as simple as that.

Take rope, for example. A quick glance of the available options offers up:

“Rope”

“Rope Bondage”

“Rope Bondage & Suspension”

“Kinbaku”

“Shibari”

“Rope Rope Rope Rope Rope”

But worse than that, for each one there are multiple options for how ‘into’ something you are and whether you want to give, receive, wear, watch others wear…

I knew I was doomed when I saw:

[USER] is into Benedict Cumberbatch (receiving)

So any attempt at comprehensively representing even one kink is borderline impossible. So I can go through a list and try to cover most of the bases, but it’s a bit like wikipedia or TV Tropes in that once you start, it’s really difficult to draw the line.

I’ve mentioned before that I’m a bit of a sexual Magpie, so looking at the infinitely fractal list of things people have suggested is a dangerous way of losing all grip on time, sexuality and the very fabric of existence itself.

Charlie Forrest is into Rope (everything to do with)

Charlie Forrest is curious about everything (everything to do with)

Charlie Forrest is into Alyson Hannigan (wearing)